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funny quotes on marriageNeed some funny quotes on marriage? Looking for cute marriage quotes for your big day?

A cute and/or funny marriage quote is really handy on a wedding day – you can use them in wedding speeches, in your vows, on your stationery, in frames as wedding favors or place cards or other decor… the list goes on. But it can be hard to find quotes and saying that aren’t making fun of marriage or using gender stereotypes (like “the man never listens” or “the wife never puts out” or “you have to be a moron to get married” – mean!). I personally am not a fan of those quotes – sure, I guess they have their place somewhere, but not on your wedding day!

Below we’ve compiled some of our favorite funny quotes on marriage and cute marriage quotes. Take a read through them and see if you can find that perfect one (or several) to inject that little dose of levity into your wedding day festivities.

 Funny Quotes on Marriage – Our Faves

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
– James H. Boren

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
– Yogi Berra

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
– Catherine Zeta-Jones

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.
– A. P. Herbert

Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman

Cute Marriage Quotes (Less “Haha” and More “Awwwww!”)

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
– Mignon McLaughlin

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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Ogden Nash

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
– Robert Anderson

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye-to-eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
– Homer

Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
– Unknown

Have you heard a funny marriage quote that you’d like to share? It can be tough to find cute marriage quotes and/or funny quotes on marriage for your wedding day – a quick Internet search shows a lot of so-called funny marriage quotes are mocking marriage, which probably isn’t what you want to be doing on your big day! As you can see, it is possible to have humor in your marriage quotes without making fun of the institution of marriage.

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So hopefully the cute marriage quotes we’ve found will help you; but if you find another one, be sure to share it with your fellow to-be-weds in the comments below! Thanks peeps!

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